I will begin this post by saying that this summer will be my 13th wedding anniversary and that my husband and I dated for three and a half years before we married, so it has been quite a while since I have needed to use/ been told/ or generally cared about knowing good 'break-up' lines or rationales. However, since I don't live in a cave on a hillside somewhere, I have heard a few and I've found them to be useful in my day to day life.
There is one I use regularly when I am (trying to) explaining the behavior of one of the boys, lately the 2 1/2 year old (but easily the six year old too) to Abby. Being older and wiser, almost 9 AND A HALF, she has chosen to forget what her behavior was like when she was the ages her younger brothers are now. Several times a day I will hear, 'Mom, what is the matter with him?' 'I didn't do anything to him, really.' or 'Why does he keep doing that to me?'. And every time, the same answer comes out of my mouth, "It's not you, it's him." a variation on a great break-up line. It works. It makes sense. And it is the truth. And when Abby hits her teen years I can reverse the phrase to say to her brothers 'It's not you it's her'.
Lately I have been feeling some guilt over the fact that I have so many unfinished projects floating around. I have justified it in many different ways. I tend to move from one end of the spectrum to the other on this. I respect those knitters who only have one project (and maybe a backup) that they are working on. And then I hear a little voice in my head that says 'don't let that lovely yarn sit in a bag, CAST IT ON!' To further compound the issue, I have bunch of projects that I like purely for the outcome, not so much the work in progress.
This one that was suppposed to be an oversized felted Christmas stocking was cast on almost five years ago. There is nothing 'wrong' with it. Why can't I just finish it? I was looking at it yesterday when I had a revelation.
I'm just not that into it.
(sorry Greg Behrendt, but your phrase works really well on a variety of relationships, including ones with inanimate objects).
There are the ones that are close to being done, but aren't. Why is that?
Abby's funky bobble hat, I'm just not that into you. (Don't tell Abby.)
My sweater vest with yarn from the Taos Sheep and Wool Festival, I'm just not that into you. but I will finish you. And I know it doesn't help our relationship when I can't even take a clear picture of you.
Then there are the ones that don't have a prayer of ever being done.
The Lime n Violet pink ribbon knee socks, started and stopped so many times, I am just not into you.
Christmas legwarmers, maybe next November or October I'll be into you. Hopefully I won't need that circular needle before then or you won't stand a chance.
I have a roving eye. I'm really into the thought of making this:

And having to search for a shop in the US or Canada that actually carries the pattern doesn't even bother me.
I can only hope that I will still be into it when the pattern arrives (and be finished the three projects I am into right now.)